love you cora like bees love honey
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Ponderisms
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Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead..Life is sexually transmitted.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Have you noticed since everyone has a cell that takes pictures these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing againAll of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normalHow is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead..Life is sexually transmitted.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Have you noticed since everyone has a cell that takes pictures these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing againAll of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normalHow is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
Sunday, June 7, 2009
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Southernness
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets:Clean skin.A winning smile.That unforgettable Southern drawl.Southern women know their manners:"Yes, ma'am.""Yes, sir.""Why, no, Billy!"Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :"Y'all come back!""Well, bless your heart.""Drop by when you can.""How's your Momma?"Southern women know their summer weather report:HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots:The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know the joys of June, July, and August:Colorful hi-heel sandalsStrapless sun dressesIced sweet tea with mintSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions:BaptistMethodistFootballSouthern women know their country breakfasts:Red-eye gravyGritsEggsCountry hamMouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jellySouthern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn
S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen:Men in uniform.Men in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:The MallThe Country ClubThe Beauty SalonSouthern girls know the 3 deadly sins:Having bad hair and nailsHaving bad mannersCooking bad food
More Suthen-ism's:Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and aconniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them._____Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."_____Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of"yonder."_____Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, . as in: "Going to town, be back directly."_____Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table._____All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well._____Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!_____Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near"and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20._____Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and Po white trash._____No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn._____A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb._____Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line," . we talk to everybody!_____Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage._____In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural._____Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them._____Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food._____When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!_____Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk._____And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way._____To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!_____And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!_____And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !Now...... Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been!If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it.We know you got here as fast as you could
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets:Clean skin.A winning smile.That unforgettable Southern drawl.Southern women know their manners:"Yes, ma'am.""Yes, sir.""Why, no, Billy!"Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :"Y'all come back!""Well, bless your heart.""Drop by when you can.""How's your Momma?"Southern women know their summer weather report:HumidityHumidityHumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots:The beachThe rivuhThe crickSouthern women know the joys of June, July, and August:Colorful hi-heel sandalsStrapless sun dressesIced sweet tea with mintSouthern women know everybody's first name:HoneyDarlin'ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:Fried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel MagnoliasGone With The WindSouthern women know their religions:BaptistMethodistFootballSouthern women know their country breakfasts:Red-eye gravyGritsEggsCountry hamMouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jellySouthern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:Chawl'stn
S'vanahFoat WuthN'awlinsAddlannaSouthern women know their elegant gentlemen:Men in uniform.Men in tuxedosRhett ButlerSouthern girls know their prime real estate:The MallThe Country ClubThe Beauty SalonSouthern girls know the 3 deadly sins:Having bad hair and nailsHaving bad mannersCooking bad food
More Suthen-ism's:Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and aconniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them._____Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."_____Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of"yonder."_____Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, . as in: "Going to town, be back directly."_____Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table._____All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well._____Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!_____Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near"and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20._____Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and Po white trash._____No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn._____A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb._____Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line," . we talk to everybody!_____Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage._____In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural._____Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them._____Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food._____When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!_____Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk._____And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way._____To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!_____And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!_____And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !Now...... Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been!If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it.We know you got here as fast as you could
Sunday, May 24, 2009
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These are our Matching Hand made Coffee Cups Cora bought us for Our Anniversary they are so pretty im going to love drinking my cup of coffee out of it on friday morning she got them at Hafelepottery.com Thanks Cora your stepdad loves them to but he said he will drink him a cup of hot chocolate in his .
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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